{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Safe As Milk","home_page_url":"https://safeasmilk.fireside.fm","feed_url":"https://safeasmilk.fireside.fm/json","description":"The plan is that Adam and Mike each come up with three things to talk about.\r\nThe hope is that the conversation expands beyond the list. \r\nThe result is something to listen to.\r\n\r\nAdam and Mike cover the standard pop culture podcast topics but aren't shy about branching into things you've hopefully not heard of.","_fireside":{"subtitle":"Adam and Mike using swear words to talk about things they like.","pubdate":"2024-11-11T18:00:00.000-05:00","explicit":true,"owner":"Michael Flynn and Adam Tabib","image":"https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-images-2024/podcasts/images/f/f57d25dd-a4f0-435d-8a4a-651afeb071b2/cover.jpg?v=2"},"items":[{"id":"d7c32ad6-9ae2-4add-b63d-3c558c950d7c","title":"Episode 241: Evolutionary Pinky Dent","url":"https://safeasmilk.fireside.fm/241","content_text":"Mike's Picks: \n\n\n(10:06) Comic Catchup Cavalcade 1!\n(20:06) Comic Catchup Cavalcade 2!\n\n\nAdam's Picks:\n\n\n(17:45) Detroiters (2017, Comedy Central)\n(31:42) Six Trophies\n","content_html":"
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\n\nAged hand reaches out,
\nWild bison stands, breath like steam—
\nQuiet, reckless trust.
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\n\nglass in the shower?
\nthat is a bad idea
\nkeep the limes steamy
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\n\nJake's heart pounded as he raced through the hospital corridors toward the ER. His thoughts were a whirl of concern and confusion. Theo had always been the calm and collected one, but hearing him so panicked had sent Jake into overdrive. He burst through the double doors of the ER, scanning the chaotic scene for Theo.
\n\nTheo stood near the entrance, his face a mask of desperation. When he saw Jake, he rushed forward, grabbing his arm. "Jake, it's my brother, Clint. Something's terribly wrong. Please, you have to help him!"
\n\nThey sprinted down the hall together, the fluorescent lights blurring overhead. They reached the operating room door, and Jake pushed it open, immediately confronted with the intense scene inside. Nurses and doctors were working frantically around the operating table where Clint lay, his body convulsing as the medical team tried to revive him.
\n\nJake's x-ray vision activated instinctively, and he saw it—the shadowy figure from his nightmares, a dark mass clutching Clint's heart. It squeezed and pulsed with malevolent intent, disrupting the rhythm of the organ with every contraction.
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\n\nTheo's insight about Jake's x-ray vision had struck a chord. Maybe it wasn't just a curse but a part of him that needed understanding and management. The trip to the cabin was a reminder to take care of himself amidst his extraordinary abilities.
\n\nBack at the hospital, Jake approached his patients with a newfound empathy and patience, grateful for the opportunity to make a difference in their lives. The memory of the dark figure still lingered in the back of his mind, but it no longer held the power to paralyze him with fear.
\n\nTime passed and things fell into a rhythm until one evening at the end of a shift. His phone rang. It was Theo. He was panicked, speaking in short bursts. He wasn’t himself.
\n\n“Jake, where are you? I need you in the ER. Please, it’s my brother!”
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\n\nRealizing the toll that their demanding careers had taken on them, Dr. Theo Evans decided to plan a getaway for himself and Jake, hoping it would provide the kind of break they both desperately needed. Theo chose a secluded cabin by a serene lake in the mountains, a place where they could escape the pressures of their daily lives.
\n\nThe trip began with a scenic drive, winding through lush forests and past breathtaking vistas. Jake, with his newfound ability to see beneath the surface, found himself fascinated by the hidden layers of the landscape, sharing his unique insights with Theo as they drove. This sparked lively conversations and laughter, setting a positive tone for their retreat.
\n\nUpon arriving at the cabin, they were greeted by the tranquil beauty of the lake and the crisp mountain air. The first few days were spent in quiet relaxation. Mornings started with coffee on the deck, watching the sunrise paint the sky in hues of orange and pink. They went hiking along the forest trails, Jake marveling at the intricate structures of trees and rocks, while Theo enjoyed the simple pleasure of nature’s beauty.
\n\nAfternoons were filled with fishing on the lake. Jake’s ability gave them an edge, ensuring they caught enough fish for dinner each night. Evenings were spent around a campfire, sharing stories from their pasts, roasting marshmallows, and stargazing.
\n\nAs the days passed, both men felt the stress and exhaustion melt away. Theo, ever the caregiver, found joy in seeing Jake relaxed and happy. For Jake, the trip was a reminder of the importance of balance and the value of friendship. By the end of their stay, they returned to their demanding lives rejuvenated, with a renewed sense of purpose and camaraderie.
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\n\nDr. Theo Evans grew up in a small town in the Midwest, the son of a dedicated family physician and a compassionate nurse. Inspired by his parents’ dedication to healing, Theo decided early on that he wanted to follow in their footsteps. He excelled in school and secured a scholarship to a prestigious medical school, where he quickly distinguished himself with his keen intellect and steady hands.
\n\nDuring his residency, Theo developed a particular interest in complex surgical cases, drawn by the challenge and the opportunity to make a tangible difference in his patients’ lives. His talent and dedication did not go unnoticed, and he was soon recruited by one of the top hospitals in the country, where he honed his skills further under the mentorship of renowned surgeons.
\n\nDespite his professional success, Theo maintained a humble demeanor, always prioritizing his patients’ well-being above all else. His personal life, however, was less successful. Long hours and the emotional toll of his work strained his relationships, and he eventually found himself single and deeply immersed in his career.
\n\nIt was during a particularly grueling week in the emergency room that Theo met Jake, a poker-player-turned-doctor with a mysterious gift of x-ray vision. Intrigued by Jake’s unconventional path and extraordinary ability, Theo took him under his wing. He quickly recognized that Jake’s superhuman talent came with its own set of burdens. Seeing the signs of exhaustion in his new friend, Theo’s natural empathy and medical expertise drove him to intervene, hoping to help Jake find a balance between his extraordinary abilities and the very human need for rest and recuperation.
","summary":"","date_published":"2024-05-22T20:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f57d25dd-a4f0-435d-8a4a-651afeb071b2/40ee4e64-bfbb-4764-8c58-01d002e6255e.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":34353477,"duration_in_seconds":1977}]},{"id":"45563c4a-1926-4b5d-94c9-85ee77ea8347","title":"Episode 231: You Keeping Your Limes Wet?","url":"https://safeasmilk.fireside.fm/231","content_text":"Mike's Picks: \n\n\n(8:55) Supergirl: Woman of Tomorrow (2022)\n(19:21) Bupkis (2023, Peacock)\n\n\nAdam's Picks:\n\n\n(13:22) Fallout (2024, Prime)\n(25:55) F1: Drive to Survive (Netflix)\n\n\nRattled by the appearance of the dark figure, Jake found himself unable to shake the feeling of dread that had settled over him like a suffocating blanket. For a week, he avoided the hospital, unable to face the possibility of encountering the sinister presence again. The staff grew increasingly concerned, their calls and messages flooding Jake's phone as patients continued to pile up, desperate for his expertise.\n\nAmidst the relentless barrage of notifications, one message stood out—a text from Dr. Theo Evans, a colleague who had become a trusted friend during Jake's time at the hospital. Concern evident in his words, Theo expressed his worry for Jake's well-being and insisted on paying him a visit. Reluctantly, Jake agreed, his apprehension outweighed by a glimmer of hope that Theo might provide some answers.\n\nThe next day, Theo arrived at Jake's apartment, his expression a mix of sympathy and determination. Sensing Jake's unease, Theo wasted no time in getting to the heart of the matter. As Jake recounted his encounter with the dark figure, Theo listened intently, his brow furrowing with concern. When Jake finished speaking, Theo offered a reassuring smile, though it did little to ease Jake's troubled mind.\n\n\"Jake, I understand that this must be terrifying for you,\" Theo began, his voice gentle yet firm. \"But I believe that what you're experiencing is simply a manifestation of an overtaxed brain. Your x-ray vision is an incredible gift, but it's also placing an immense strain on your body and mind. I think it's crucial that we conduct some tests at the hospital to better understand what's happening.\"","content_html":"Mike's Picks:
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\n\nRattled by the appearance of the dark figure, Jake found himself unable to shake the feeling of dread that had settled over him like a suffocating blanket. For a week, he avoided the hospital, unable to face the possibility of encountering the sinister presence again. The staff grew increasingly concerned, their calls and messages flooding Jake's phone as patients continued to pile up, desperate for his expertise.
\n\nAmidst the relentless barrage of notifications, one message stood out—a text from Dr. Theo Evans, a colleague who had become a trusted friend during Jake's time at the hospital. Concern evident in his words, Theo expressed his worry for Jake's well-being and insisted on paying him a visit. Reluctantly, Jake agreed, his apprehension outweighed by a glimmer of hope that Theo might provide some answers.
\n\nThe next day, Theo arrived at Jake's apartment, his expression a mix of sympathy and determination. Sensing Jake's unease, Theo wasted no time in getting to the heart of the matter. As Jake recounted his encounter with the dark figure, Theo listened intently, his brow furrowing with concern. When Jake finished speaking, Theo offered a reassuring smile, though it did little to ease Jake's troubled mind.
\n\n"Jake, I understand that this must be terrifying for you," Theo began, his voice gentle yet firm. "But I believe that what you're experiencing is simply a manifestation of an overtaxed brain. Your x-ray vision is an incredible gift, but it's also placing an immense strain on your body and mind. I think it's crucial that we conduct some tests at the hospital to better understand what's happening."
","summary":"","date_published":"2024-05-07T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f57d25dd-a4f0-435d-8a4a-651afeb071b2/45563c4a-1926-4b5d-94c9-85ee77ea8347.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":35065689,"duration_in_seconds":2015}]},{"id":"78157dfb-a4bb-49cd-918f-3a16a6df7de2","title":"Episode 230: The Volume of Meat","url":"https://safeasmilk.fireside.fm/230","content_text":"Mike's Picks: \n\n\n(17:58) Cindy Lee - Diamond Jubilee\n(29:44) Ducks Ltd.\n\n\nAdam's Picks:\n\n\n(13:25) BigXthaPlug\n(24:49) Balatro\n\n\nDays turned into weeks, and weeks into months, as Jake's work at the hospital continued unabated. He became a fixture within the medical staff, his x-ray vision proving invaluable in diagnosing conditions that had eluded traditional methods. Patients from all walks of life sought out his expertise, grateful for the chance at accurate diagnoses and timely treatments. Jake found solace in their gratitude, his sense of purpose renewed with each life he touched.\n\nYet, as time passed, Jake began to notice subtle changes within himself. The strain of constantly using his x-ray vision weighed heavily on his body and mind. Headaches became a frequent companion, and his vision blurred intermittently, leaving him disoriented and vulnerable. Despite the toll it took on him, Jake couldn't bring himself to turn away from those in need. He pushed himself to the limit, convinced that his sacrifice was a small price to pay for the lives he was saving.\n\nHowever, amidst the chaos of the hospital, a new threat emerged—one that Jake had never anticipated. A shadowy figure lurked in the periphery of his vision, their presence ominous and foreboding. At first, Jake dismissed it as a trick of his overtaxed mind, but as the sightings grew more frequent, he couldn't shake the feeling of being watched.\n\nThen, one fateful night, as Jake made his rounds through the deserted corridors, the figure materialized before him, their form obscured by darkness. With a chilling voice, they revealed themselves as a being drawn to Jake's powers, seeking to harness them for their own nefarious purposes. Jake realized with a sinking heart that his x-ray vision had attracted not only admiration but also envy and malevolence. And as the villain's sinister laughter echoed through the empty halls, Jake knew that his greatest challenge had only just begun.","content_html":"Mike's Picks:
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\n\nDays turned into weeks, and weeks into months, as Jake's work at the hospital continued unabated. He became a fixture within the medical staff, his x-ray vision proving invaluable in diagnosing conditions that had eluded traditional methods. Patients from all walks of life sought out his expertise, grateful for the chance at accurate diagnoses and timely treatments. Jake found solace in their gratitude, his sense of purpose renewed with each life he touched.
\n\nYet, as time passed, Jake began to notice subtle changes within himself. The strain of constantly using his x-ray vision weighed heavily on his body and mind. Headaches became a frequent companion, and his vision blurred intermittently, leaving him disoriented and vulnerable. Despite the toll it took on him, Jake couldn't bring himself to turn away from those in need. He pushed himself to the limit, convinced that his sacrifice was a small price to pay for the lives he was saving.
\n\nHowever, amidst the chaos of the hospital, a new threat emerged—one that Jake had never anticipated. A shadowy figure lurked in the periphery of his vision, their presence ominous and foreboding. At first, Jake dismissed it as a trick of his overtaxed mind, but as the sightings grew more frequent, he couldn't shake the feeling of being watched.
\n\nThen, one fateful night, as Jake made his rounds through the deserted corridors, the figure materialized before him, their form obscured by darkness. With a chilling voice, they revealed themselves as a being drawn to Jake's powers, seeking to harness them for their own nefarious purposes. Jake realized with a sinking heart that his x-ray vision had attracted not only admiration but also envy and malevolence. And as the villain's sinister laughter echoed through the empty halls, Jake knew that his greatest challenge had only just begun.
","summary":"","date_published":"2024-04-22T06:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f57d25dd-a4f0-435d-8a4a-651afeb071b2/78157dfb-a4bb-49cd-918f-3a16a6df7de2.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":38949342,"duration_in_seconds":2224}]},{"id":"453fc9d1-e2b3-48a1-aca4-bf64221c42a3","title":"Episode 229: I'm Hearing Me, Big.","url":"https://safeasmilk.fireside.fm/229","content_text":"Mike's Picks: \n\n\n(24:45) Shogun (2024, FX)\n(37:00) The Dunes (2021 and 2024)\n\n\nAdam's Picks:\n\n\n(18:15) Texas Technician - That Mexican OT\n(30:36) Pentiment\n\n\nAs Jake pondered the ethical implications of using his x-ray vision at the poker table, he couldn't shake the feeling that there must be a more virtuous application for his extraordinary ability. One evening, as he strolled through the bustling city streets, his gaze inadvertently pierced through the walls of a nearby hospital. Instantly, he was inundated with a vivid view of the patients lying in their beds, their bodies illuminated by the soft glow of medical equipment.\n\nCuriosity piqued, Jake found himself drawn to the hospital entrance. With cautious steps, he ventured inside, his x-ray vision offering glimpses of the intricate network of bones and organs within each person he passed. As he approached the nurses' station, he overheard a conversation about a shortage of medical supplies in the pediatric ward.\n\nWith a sense of determination, Jake offered his assistance, explaining his unique ability and his desire to help in any way he could. Skeptical at first, the nurses eventually relented, allowing Jake to use his x-ray vision to locate hidden fractures and diagnose ailments with unparalleled accuracy.\n\nWord of Jake's remarkable talent spread quickly throughout the hospital, and soon he found himself inundated with requests for assistance from doctors and nurses alike. With each diagnosis, Jake felt a sense of fulfillment unlike anything he had experienced before. No longer did he view his x-ray vision as a mere tool for personal gain; instead, he saw it as a gift to be used for the betterment of others.\n\nAs he navigated the corridors of the hospital, Jake realized that his newfound purpose extended far beyond the walls of the poker room. With his x-ray vision, he had the power to bring healing and comfort to those in need, and he vowed to use it wisely, always guided by his conscience and a desire to make a positive impact on the world around him.","content_html":"Mike's Picks:
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\n\nAs Jake pondered the ethical implications of using his x-ray vision at the poker table, he couldn't shake the feeling that there must be a more virtuous application for his extraordinary ability. One evening, as he strolled through the bustling city streets, his gaze inadvertently pierced through the walls of a nearby hospital. Instantly, he was inundated with a vivid view of the patients lying in their beds, their bodies illuminated by the soft glow of medical equipment.
\n\nCuriosity piqued, Jake found himself drawn to the hospital entrance. With cautious steps, he ventured inside, his x-ray vision offering glimpses of the intricate network of bones and organs within each person he passed. As he approached the nurses' station, he overheard a conversation about a shortage of medical supplies in the pediatric ward.
\n\nWith a sense of determination, Jake offered his assistance, explaining his unique ability and his desire to help in any way he could. Skeptical at first, the nurses eventually relented, allowing Jake to use his x-ray vision to locate hidden fractures and diagnose ailments with unparalleled accuracy.
\n\nWord of Jake's remarkable talent spread quickly throughout the hospital, and soon he found himself inundated with requests for assistance from doctors and nurses alike. With each diagnosis, Jake felt a sense of fulfillment unlike anything he had experienced before. No longer did he view his x-ray vision as a mere tool for personal gain; instead, he saw it as a gift to be used for the betterment of others.
\n\nAs he navigated the corridors of the hospital, Jake realized that his newfound purpose extended far beyond the walls of the poker room. With his x-ray vision, he had the power to bring healing and comfort to those in need, and he vowed to use it wisely, always guided by his conscience and a desire to make a positive impact on the world around him.
","summary":"","date_published":"2024-03-25T21:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f57d25dd-a4f0-435d-8a4a-651afeb071b2/453fc9d1-e2b3-48a1-aca4-bf64221c42a3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":48434493,"duration_in_seconds":2734}]},{"id":"9b41d29b-ce2a-4e3c-b87c-a9600f63f5ff","title":"Episode 228: We Found an Old, Old Folder","url":"https://safeasmilk.fireside.fm/228","content_text":"Mike's Picks: \n\n\nThis Is How You Lose the Time War\nDinner Time Live with David Chang\n\n\nAdam's Picks:\n\n\nBlue Lips - Schoolboy Q\nDan Soder: On The Road\n\n\nIn the dimly lit casino, Jake's hand trembled as he stared at his cards. He had always been a decent poker player, but tonight, something strange was happening. As he glanced at his opponents, he noticed an odd sensation—a tingling in his eyes.\n\nWith each hand dealt, Jake's vision seemed to sharpen, revealing the faintest outlines of his opponents' cards. At first, he dismissed it as a trick of the light, but as the game progressed, he couldn't deny the truth: he had X-ray vision.\n\nWith this newfound ability, Jake felt invincible. He could see through bluffs, decipher the strongest hands, and anticipate his opponents' moves before they made them. The chips piled up in front of him as he effortlessly dominated the table.\n\nHowever, as the night wore on, Jake began to realize the dark side of his gift. He saw the desperation in the eyes of his opponents as he stripped them of their hard-earned winnings. Guilt gnawed at him, but the lure of easy money was too strong to resist.\n\nIn the end, Jake walked away from the table a wealthy man, but the victory felt hollow. He knew that his X-ray vision had come with a price—a loss of integrity and the tarnishing of the game he once loved. Naturtally, his mind drifted to new ways to make this new gift open the world around him.","content_html":"Mike's Picks:
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\n\n\n\nIn the dimly lit casino, Jake's hand trembled as he stared at his cards. He had always been a decent poker player, but tonight, something strange was happening. As he glanced at his opponents, he noticed an odd sensation—a tingling in his eyes.
\n\nWith each hand dealt, Jake's vision seemed to sharpen, revealing the faintest outlines of his opponents' cards. At first, he dismissed it as a trick of the light, but as the game progressed, he couldn't deny the truth: he had X-ray vision.
\n\nWith this newfound ability, Jake felt invincible. He could see through bluffs, decipher the strongest hands, and anticipate his opponents' moves before they made them. The chips piled up in front of him as he effortlessly dominated the table.
\n\nHowever, as the night wore on, Jake began to realize the dark side of his gift. He saw the desperation in the eyes of his opponents as he stripped them of their hard-earned winnings. Guilt gnawed at him, but the lure of easy money was too strong to resist.
\n\nIn the end, Jake walked away from the table a wealthy man, but the victory felt hollow. He knew that his X-ray vision had come with a price—a loss of integrity and the tarnishing of the game he once loved. Naturtally, his mind drifted to new ways to make this new gift open the world around him.
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\n\nDry January is tearing us apart!
\n\nCereal Talk would be a good podcast. There are probably 20 of them already.
\n\n2023 was filled with things we love, here are the ones that crested the top:
\n\nHoliday gift ideas abound.
\n\nTodd Ritter comes by the show to share a couple of Things He Likes.
\n\nKevin Holcombe is back in the guest seat. This guy likes followup and he brought a game!
\n\nA little boy, just a bite sized episode, but PEN TALK! returns for a second week in a row.
\n\nPEN TALK! Give Paul Wall his flowers!
\n\nSupermodels, comedy, and AI overlords, oh my:
\n\nTimerthy Imax Allen was a joke that didn't make the episode but deserved to be included in the show notes
\n\nWe back with those picks and a hefty summer follow up:
\n\nWe back with those picks and a hefty summer follow up:
\n\nAdam is recording on the road again and Mike just got back, but we still have them picks!
\n\nMike tried a new thing with his sound setup. It didn't work well.
\n\nZelda is too big and too good for either of us to handle it solo, so we Tag Teamed it.
\n\nThe Parker Sisters Can't Lose: Megan and Mariah are back reprise their roles as guest of the show:
\n\nYou've not heard the last of this, McElroys!
\n\nMike Short it back in the mix:
\n\nSeriously. Don't.
\n\nTen Pounds of Picks in a Five Pound Podcast
\n\nWhoa another podcast, you don't say:
\n\nWhoa, we crested the hour mark in the first time in an age, but its a good one, enjoy:
\n\nWe still make ourselves laugh, somehow.
\n\nWe still make ourselves laugh, somehow.
\n\nTwo hundred episodes!
\n\nOh my another year has come and gone, but we've got a wrap up of our favorite things just for you:
\n\ngronifans stickers and merch coming soon!
\n\nHappy Turkey Week. Here are some options for the gift-getters in your life:
\n\nHere we are on the path to 200, not many episodes left before we have to figure what we are doing to celebrate:
\n\nSome times we talk before and after the recording too, this week, while we recorded we talked about:
\n\nMike wasn't allowed to tell his W. C. Fields joke, but we found a way to get through it anyway.
\n\nAdam had a swety run but we didn't talk about it:
\n\nBack to the regular programmed scheduling:
\n\nSummer is on the way out and new picks are on the way in:
\n\nSo, so happy to welcome Mike Short backintheshed.com back to the show.
\n\nAn oral history of 12 Gauge by 12 Gauge:
\n\nAn oral history of 12 Gauge by 12 Gauge:
\n\nShe back! Crystal Tabib returns to the show:
\n\nYou should be a guest, too.
\n\nWe're back after some Spring Breaking to bring you some fresh picks. Thanks for listening!
\n\nMusic? Check. TV shows? Check. Video game? Check. C'mon, you know how we do this.
\n\nMike is back from Ohio with medals and we have new picks, what more could you ask for?
\n\nMike's has some tunes and some comics where Adam comes with, get this, a video game (and a fun tv show!):
\n\nMike's on some tv shows and Adam is rolling through with an app and a stand up:
\n\nA grab bag of new things we love this week, take your pick, a book, show, game, and music:
\n\nBack to our regularly scheduled program with a tv show heavy episode. There has to be something for everyone here right? If not, read a comic.
\n\nWe look back on our fave picks from 2021. There was some good stuff in there! Thanks for listening.
\n\nHoliday Gift Giving! Mike, obviously thought of himself first, but the other picks might be nice things to give to other people!
\n\nShop Local!
\n\nTaylor Reese is back! On the heels of his last appearance in 2018 he joins us to hang and share new picks:
\n\nYou should definitely give us a shout on Instagram for a sticker (or three). Don't worry, Joe, we'll get you one.
\n\nWe are recording in person again and bringing you the freshest of picks:
\n\nThree killer music picks and a great book, what!
\n\nMusic, vidja game, website, audiobook. You know, the standard mix for y'all.
\n\nThey made a 30 for 30 just for Mike and Adam actually "read" a book, with paper and everything:
\n\nMike read a book! Adam has some YouTube inspiration! And we both have new tunes to recommend! Enjoy!
\n\nThe guys powered through a low-energy day to bring you Mike's travelogue and Adam's video game/book combo:
\n\nMike is wrapping up tequila summer and Adam has even more great rap, plus a movie and show:
\n\nWe are joined this week by sometimes listener and all the time wife of Adam, Crystal Tabib:
\n\nWe're back on the normal release schedule with some fun movie and music picks for Summer.Summer picks.
\n\nVacations pushed us a week later than usual, but dont worry, we think you're really going to enjoy these. Mike also had some hot dogs.
\n\nJust the two of us this week, but we made it worth your while:
\n\nTwo guest in a row! Daniel Smith joins the show this week with picks on hand:
\n\nKevin Holcombe joins the show this week plug his companion podcast The SLAMCast and share some picks:
\n\nAdam featuring future tech and Mike has one of his "only Mike cares about this" picks. Please bear with him.
\n\nIt has been a long long time since we could record in person, but we are back at it:
\n\nThe forever winter is ending, outside is upon us once more, and we have fresh picks:
\n\nMike makes his triumphant return to cocktails with an old standby and Adam forgets his cohost's name.
\n\nAfter an extended break thanks to Mike catching COVID (nice work, duumy), we're back at it again. There is a lot of followup.
\n\nMike is playing video games again, Adam is too, plus a movie Mike loved, and a rapper long overdue for discussion:
\n\nStreaming old TV, more improv podcasts, we go long on home automation and organization:
\n\nHere's a lookback at our fave picks from 2020. Happy New Year!
\n\nMusic and books and games, oh boy! Happy Holidays!
\n\nBack to our regularly scheduled programming with fresh shows, podcast, and music picks. Enjoy!
\n\nIt's that time of year, time for a Safe as Milk holiday gift guide!
\n\nWe really want the best for you, so we recommend some food, some tv, a comic, and a book! These are the foundations of a Good Life. Thanks for listening!
\n\nAdam's coaster struggles continue, but we found a way to talk about harps, a bummer of a Netflix movie, a fun Netflix movie, and another strong entry in our Podcast about Podcasts Series.
\n\nInstagram products surrounded by music pics this week, enjoy:
\n\nThis week we have video games, blues music, old books, and a podcast that we both loved...like loved loved loved:
\n\nTV, podcast, music, and something called a "video game". It's Mike's idea. Who knows?
\n\nSnacks, TV, tunes, and closure on Mike's Summertime Frozen Treat Theme.
\n\nThis week we have a heap of follow up, new music, a samurai video game, ice cream sandwiches, and reality TV:
\n\nWe got comics, video games, and another frozen summer treat. All that and it is Pink Jimmy night...what!
\n\nWe turned right around in a week and recorded, to paraphrase Dj Khalid, Another One. And now we're back on schedule, yo.
\n\nWe took an extra week to fit some vacation in. I think you'll find it worthwhile.
\n\nA true potpourri of topics this week, something for everyone, I guess:
\n\nNo twin drinks this week, but we go full twinsies with the topics: Show Show Comic Comic
\n\nIt will seem like a lot of bad British accent, but you don't even want to know how much I cut out.
\n\nThis week we are pleased to be joined by returning guest Megan Tabib:
\n\nThis week we are pleased to be joined by returning guest Ida Pierce:
\n\nMike is back in the saddle with new music and epic films. Adam is listening to the latest Childish Gambino and playing an old favorite:
\n\nMike is really cranky but finds a way to recommend some good music. Adam's work-from-home adventures are leading him to explore some video game and Big Boy creative tools.
\n\nWe do the podcast-about-podcasts thing again, along with some other fun picks.
\n\nWe've got rap music, a show remaking a movie based on a book, a show that time travels, and a fun indie game for your phone!
\n\nNew music picks, long documentary epsiodes, and two oscar winners!
\n\nMusic! A newsletter! A Star Wars TV Show!
\n\nThings to watch! Something to buy! Something to listen to! Drinks!:
\n\nWe're back with the first episode of 2020 and first proper episode in a while:
\n\nIn the final episode of 2019, we share our favorite picks of the year:
\n\nAdam - DNP
\nMike - Negroni
This week we're recommending giifts for the holilday season:
\n\nAdam - Eggnog + Bourbon - Adam likes a 2:1 nog-to-bourbon ratio
\nMike - a half-assed Vesper
Special guest Ida Pierce joins the show this week to chat about:
\n\nManhattan
\n\nThis week we have sitcoms, new DaBaby, shoulder relief, and another Apple Arcade game:
\n\nThis week we have sitcoms, new DaBaby, shoulder relief, and another Apple Arcade game:
\n\nVEEP, 1969 LEGO pieces, a spin on solitaire and new R&B from a listener:
\n\nMario, Tarantino, the Steel City and LSD:
\n\nAdam pregames before the cocktails:
\n\nAdam explains producer tags to Mike:
\n\nA great show, a game with a cool name, a funny film and new music from ScHoolboy Q:
\n\nMike and Adam share a Valentine's day recording session and six brand new topics:
\n\nThis week we have soccer docs, new comics, rap collabs, podcast and more:
\n\nIt is "best of" season and we are here to share our Best of 2018 with you dear listener:
\n\nIn the last regular episode of the year, we talk games, comics, music, podcast, and more:
\n\nThis week the temperatures are dropping and we dig into a new batch of topics:
\n\nThis week we welcome special guest Taylor Reese:
\n\nA music packed episode to wrap up the summer.
\n\nSix good good picks with your good good host...
\n\nThis week the Mike and Adam link minds, sharing a pick and then each bringing rap and videogames:
\n\nThis week the boys both share their favorite rewatchable movies:
\n\nThe boys are back with more picks for the start of Spring:
\n\nSpecial guest Megan Tabib joins the show this week:
\n\n(11:47) Slow Burn Podcast
\n(15:07) Black Panther Soundtrack
\n(19:28) 2018 Olympic Winter Games
\n(22:56) Altered Carbon
\n(26:27) Apple Airpods
\n(32:40) StartUp Podcast
(09:57) Patriot
\n(15:33) Pandemic Legacy
\n(22:48) Best Made Co.
\n(30:12) Trello
\n(35:52) Amtrak
\n(40:04) Kuretake Felt tip Japanese Fude Brush Pen
Special guest Gabriel Tabib joins us this week to talk:
\n\nMike and Adam plan Moroccan night and pick three goals for 2018:
\n\nMike and Adam run down their five favorite picks of 2017.
\n\nWe talk about some Christmas songs we like. They're good ones.
\n\n(13:15) Clairefontaine 8731 Wirebound Notebook
\n(15:28) Roaring Pines broomcorn broom
\n(18:31) Shirtless Bear-Fighter Vol. 1
\n(19:35) Google Home Mini
\n(22:53) Compression Sack
\n(26:10) Wool Felting Kit
(05:55) Alabama Firecracker
\n(11:37) Paint It Back
\n(15:47) Rolling Stone: Stories from the Edge
\n(24:34) Master of None
\n(28:17) Mike Judge Presents: Tales From the Tour Bus
\n(37:03) Thor:Ragnarok (spoilers ahoy!)
Maybe, maybe...maybe Adam messed up episode 70 and we had to re-record it, enjoy!
\n\n(3:15) Follow up
\n(13:08) Shirtless Bear Fighter
\n(15:45) The Decision
\n(23:25) Party Down
\n(27:12) Basketball and Other Things
\n(32:16) Keeping Up with the Joneses
\n(36:53) Dissect
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\n\n(3:39) Follow up
\n(7:50) Warfaring Strangers: Acid Nightmares
\n(12:23) By Any Means 2 - Kevin Gates
\n(15:47) Beaches - Second of Spring
\n(20:26) talkSPORT
\n(25:02) The Beatles: the Biography by Bob Spitz
\n(35:05) [Wireless Headphones]
(09:58) Destiny 2
\n(14:02) 2017 Small Press Expo
Down the bummer hole with Adam & Mike...
\n\n(3:52) Follow up
\n(9:50 ) Born a Crime - Trevor Noah
\n(15:22) 10 More Bullets
\n(21:27) Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King
\n(25:25) One Punch Man
\n(31:46) The American Slave Coast
\n(41:41) Steal the Stars
Dog days of summer, more music from Mike and Adam brings comics, raps and a just OK movie:
\n\n(4:00) Follow up
\n(12:43) James Brown - Funky Drummer Parts 1 & 2
\n(18:38) Amulet by Kazu Kibuishi
\n(21:46) The JB's - The Grunt
\n(26:54) MF DOOM FT. Sean Price - Negus
\n(31:24) Pugh Rogefeldt - Love, Love, Love
\n(38:29) Kingsman: The Secret Service
Local summer time jams from Mike and new picks and has been enjoying with his kiddos:
\n\n(5:16) Follow up
\n(10:53) Book of Wyrms - Sci-Fi/Fantasy
\n(14:13) Spider Man: Homecoming
\n(17:52) OPIN - OPIN
\n(20:57) Oxygen Not Included
\n(25:33) Big Baby - Sour Patch
\n(28:49) Grand Designs
(7:07) Baby Driver - 2017
\n(18:22) Adam officiated a wedding
\n(22:12) The Flintstones (2016 Image Comic) and The Vision Vol.1
\n(31:52) The Witcher Saga
\n(37:02) Batman/Elmer Fudd Special #1
\n(42:50) Hidden Folks
(12:44) The Final Station
\n(16:46) Dinner for Five
\n(23:04) Desus and Mero
\n(30:38) Big 3!
\n(36:07) Rat Queens
\n(40:04) Panda Pop
Mike and Adam go long on follow up this week and spiral a bit as the beers sink in, sit back and enjoy!
\n\n(04:52) Follow up - 40 Years of Hip Hop
\n(16:12) Logan
\n(21:08) Wonder Woman
\n(29:47) Dawn of Wonder
\n(33:25) Weight Lifting
\n(40:35) King of the Road
\n(47:02) Creepy Creeps
Back to normal format for the Big-Six-Oh.
\n\n(8:05) My Entire High School Sinking Into The Sea (2016)
\n(13:33) Touch the Skyrim
\n(18:13) The Handmaid's Tale
\n(25:32) Prey
\n(29:36) Daisy P51 Slingshot
\n(34:17) Vince Staples "Big Fish"
(13:58) Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016) Mockumentary from The Lonely Island
\n\n(24:31) Paper Girls is a comic book series written by Brian K. Vaughan and illustrated by Cliff Chiang, published by Image Comics.
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\n\n(06:15) Follow up
\n(13:26) The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
\n(21:33) Ngozi Family
\n(27:53) The Fate of the Furious
\n(34:28) Weed
\n(39:11) Typeshift
\n(43:50) Bang
Mike and Adam experiment with the format, picking only three topics and going deep on them. Enjoy.
\n\n(06:30) Follow up
\n(09:47) Norse Mythology
\n(18:25) S-Town Podcast
\n(35:23) Kendrick Lamar – DAMN.
(9:45)Kubo and the Two Strings
\n(14:00)r/Soccer
\n(19:26)Castaway
\n(25:32)The Great British Bake Off
\n(30:20)Hip Hop Evolution
\n(37:42)Dave Chappelle
Megan James' Innsmouth #2 is out and excellent.
\nRVA now has an OspreyCam
\nBone Vol.1 Out From Boneville
(7:45) - Hunahphu's Day 2017
\n(16:45) - SI's new Breakaway podcast
\n(22:00) - John Wick
\n(27:53) - Apple Pencil
\n(32:17) - Horizon: Zero Dawn
\n(36:09) - Keb Darge & Cut Chemist present The Dark Side
Six solid picks this week and a few goofs on the side.
\n\nDrinks & Follow up:
\n - Rap Shit 2000
\n - Innsmouth
(05:46) Legion
\n(11:39) Uncharted 4
\n(15:41) Arrival
\n(19:50) Men in Blazers
\n(24:39) Chemex Coffee Maker
\n(33:37) Really Bad Chess
Back on schedule and Mike is sick, see if you can catch the 3 coughs I didn't edit out.
\n\nDrinks & Follow up:
\n D.R.A.M.
\n Inside
\n Dope
\n Bone
(10:30) Book of Mormon
\n(15:30) Happy Endings
\n(19:15) Overcooked
\n(22:50) Desert Golf
\n(26:15) The Hanging Tree
(0:00) Follow up
\n The Birch
\n Run the Jewels
\n(11:40) The Big Short
\n(17:22) Playing the Bass with Three Hands
\n(22:02) XCOM 2
\n(27:15) The Good Place
\n(32:35) Adventure Time
\n(36:22) La La Land
Followup Links!
\nAdam's Rap Sh*t 2000 playlist on Spotify
\nBig Baby D.R.A.M. "Cash Machine" (youtube link)
(10:17) DJ Khalid - The Keys and here's the NPR interview
\n(17:35) "Run the Jewels 3" by Run the Jewels
\n(22:11)Sicario
\n(26:16)"Awaken, My Love by Childish Gambino
\n(30:42)Paper moon
\n(37:35)Dishonored 2
Mike and Adam record with a studio audience for the first time and slowly come undone paying homage to Hot Ones.
\n\n(3:28) Wing #1
\n(9:07) Wing #2
\n(12:49) Wing #3
\n(20:23) Wing #4
\n(25:41) Wing #5
(4:10) Westworld
\n(8:06) Inside
\n(10:47) WoW: Legion
\n(15:17) YG - Still Brazy
\n(18:07) Wickles Spicy Pickles
\n(21:20) Rick and Morty
\n(25:21) Midnight Riot
\n(29:19) Atlanta
\n(31:49) Hot Ones
\n(36:46) Overwatch
(4:40) Roderick On the Line
\n(9:42) Adam's started kickboxing at CKO
\n(13:47) Mac Power Users
\n(21:57) The Rap Yearbook
\n(30:40) Accidental Tech Podcast
\n(37:26) Google Home
SaMcast 047
\n\nAdam and Mike get stuffed on turkey and share. This week we cover:
\n\nAdam and Mike do more of the things they do:
\n\nAdam and Mike jump back in time with throwbackisode. This week we cover:
\n\nAdam and Mike get blue with robots and "good ass" hotdogs. This week we cover:
\n\nThis is a small stop-gap/live test episode to be sure things are pushing out properly from our new host.
\n\nMan, it sure is easy to edit a 6-minute episode..
\n\nWe'll see you next week with a full-length show.
\n\nThanks for listening!
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\n\n7:18 - The Shining (Mike)
\n14:39 - The Book Thief (Adam)
\n17:59 - The Third Man (Mike)
\n24:19 - Pacman 256 (Adam)
\n27:34 - Ice packs (Mike)
\n32:50 - Jay Rock - 90059 (Adam)
Things we like that we can hold in our hands.
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","summary":"We had this one in the cupboard for when one of u…","date_published":"2015-08-10T23:59:16.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f57d25dd-a4f0-435d-8a4a-651afeb071b2/4a5846e8-77c5-4d6b-b3bb-a09bc0634ed3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":36178484,"duration_in_seconds":2247}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/216161831","title":"Episode 11: SaMcast 011","url":"https://safeasmilk.fireside.fm/11","content_text":"Vacation adventure abounds!","content_html":"Vacation adventure abounds!
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","summary":"The Great Mis-Remembering of Nature Documentary N…","date_published":"2015-07-01T08:49:18.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f57d25dd-a4f0-435d-8a4a-651afeb071b2/1557a215-1bd7-4b45-8ea8-b92a17761d83.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":38977551,"duration_in_seconds":2422}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/209290390","title":"Episode 8: SaMcast 008","url":"https://safeasmilk.fireside.fm/8","content_text":"Adam never saw it coming.","content_html":"Adam never saw it coming.
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","summary":"Every day, someone is born who has never heard of…","date_published":"2015-05-22T09:51:43.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/f57d25dd-a4f0-435d-8a4a-651afeb071b2/4049038f-c777-4f67-a834-e6624732a242.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":39515883,"duration_in_seconds":2456}]},{"id":"tag:soundcloud,2010:tracks/205452042","title":"Episode 6: SaMcast 006","url":"https://safeasmilk.fireside.fm/6","content_text":"Mike can't seen to get his hardware together. This is not a euphemism","content_html":"Mike can't seen to get his hardware together. This is not a euphemism
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